After reading the story about McCain's recent threat about beating Obama in their next debate, I couldn't resist the temptation to seek out the lyrics to that old Devo favorite, “Whip It.” I thought I’d rewrite the words, like I did a couple weeks ago to express my feelings about the qualifications of McCain’s running mate. (more...)

This is freakin’ scary, because I come from a family where talking about politics is a worse sin than talking about condoms. OMG. Did I just type “condoms?” Guess I’m really breaking some rules tonight! But then, how many nights do you get to see a debate against an aging ancient white guy and a hot mixed-race boy wonder, all the while wondering how to cast your one, infinitely diluted vote for either of them? Before I go on, please beware. I’ve got a couple shots of good old all-American Kentucky bourbon in me, and I’m not feeling particularly politically correct. The only thing I’m feeling ... (more...)